新闻速递 发表于 2013-4-11 21:55:01

Scientists Explain Why You’re Lazy

<p></p><div><br></div><div><h1 class="title" id="page-title" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Scientists Explain Why You’re Lazy</span></h1><div class="block block-system block-main block-system-main odd block-without-title" id="block-system-main" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="block-inner clearfix" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="content clearfix" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><article class="ds-1col node node-article node-promoted view-mode-full clearfix" style="margin-bottom: 40px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="field field-name-post-date field-type-ds field-label-hidden" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="field-items" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="field-item even" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">April 10, 2013</span></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-content-author field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-inline clearfix" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; "><div class="field-label" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; font-weight: bold; float: left; display: inline; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">By:&nbsp;</span></div><div class="field-items" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; float: left; display: inline; "><div class="field-item even" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; display: inline; "><a href="https://plus.google.com/109577250522656249315?rel=author" target="_blank" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; text-decoration: none; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Jesse Brukma</a></div></div><div class="field-items" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; float: left; display: inline; "><strong style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); "><br></strong></div><div class="field-items" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; float: left; display: inline; "><strong style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); "><br></strong></div><div class="field-items" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; float: left; display: inline; "><strong style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); ">&nbsp;Good news – it’s your parents’ fault!</strong></div></div><div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden" style="margin-top: 3px; 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Turns out, it may not be your lack of will power, love of sleep, or predisposition to pound a crate of jelly donuts every morning that’s stopping you from doing the same – it’s your parents! More specifically, their sexual gametes! Even more specifically, their genetic material that fused together in a sweaty reproductive act we’re making you think about right now!<br><br><span style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">According to&nbsp;</span><a href="http://munews.missouri.edu/news-releases/2013/0408-couch-potatoes-may-be-genetically-predisposed-to-being-lazy-mu-study-finds/" target="_blank" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; text-decoration: none; ">a recent study in the&nbsp;<em style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">American Journal of Physiology: Regulatory, Integrative, and Comparative Physiology</em></a><span style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">&nbsp;</span><span style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">(you guys definitely didn’t get your doctorates in “how to name things not stupidly,” did you?), researchers were able to selectively breed “couch potato” and “super runner” rats. The science guys monitored which rodents opted for the most time on the exercise wheel, and which the least. For ten generations, the team then mated the active rats with each other, and the lazy rats with their fellow slobs, which revealed 36 genes that might predispose people to physical activity.</span><br><br><span style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">So what happens if you lack those genes? Well, these scientists think they may have proved that you can be&nbsp;</span><em style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">inclined to laziness from birth</em><span style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; font: inherit; ">, which hopefully means we can start putting toddlers on disability. Those crates of donuts don’t pay for themselves, people.&nbsp;</span></span></p></div></div></div></article></div></div></div></div>
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